Ok so like…where do I start??? Ummm, I just don’t even know because Charlie is so out there and Gold really is, too, just in like the opposite end of the spectrum HAHAHAHAH
HAHA, ommggg! So I think that Charlie should hear somewhere that Gold can get “hard to procure items” or something and he decides to go there asking for ridiculous things. Like idek … like he does has this weird dream journal with bizarre things/characters from his dreams and he might go to Gold to see if he has anything like this?? And Gold would be like “wtf” and probably even more upset when Charlie’s form of payment would be like free tickets to his upcoming musical or coupons that are good for like “1 free toilet cleaning” or something. haha. Basically, it’d just be a total fail interaction which would probably end with Charlie literally getting thrown out of Gold’s shop. :D
So Charlie thinks that he’d be an awesome lawyer and like talks about Law & Order and throws around “legal terms” (which he has NO idea what they mean, haha) and basically tries to handle any legal trouble he and his friends get into (it does not end well) anyway, I think that if he and Cary met (idk how atm?) but Charlie would be think that they are like comrades, basically, and try to “talk shop” with Cary and basically be a total fail, haha. :D
Okay, so I think that Dean & Charlie should meet b/c wow idek??! Haha. So Charlie and his gang of friends pretty much run the Bates Motel of bars? Like there’s rarely ever any customers except for a like a homeless guy maybe, haha. Anyway, I can see Dean being like BAR and going in and then being like WTF b/c hi weird ppl. Oh! So there is this one episode where this guy dies at the bar and I can see Charlie being all freaked out bc he’s afraid it’s going to be haunted bc of it and maybe Sam and Dean come into the bar one day and are like eating in a booth discussing a case and Charlie pops out of no where (probs the air vents, actually, bc he chills up there sometimes) and iis like “DID YOU SAY GHOSTS?” And is like ~help me.
Everyone knew that Luke had a tendency to be surly and Charlie happened to be one of those people who ignited this in him. So it was that when Charlie came traipsing in, that day, Luke greet him with a glower. He was, however, busy in the moment and it took him a minute to make his way over to Charlie’s table.
"If you order a milk, so help me, Charlie, I will toss you out on your ass." To Luke’s surprise, however, he was leafing through one of the menus. Holding his note pad out in front of him, Luke’s eyes followed Charlie’s motions.
"What are you doing, Charlie?" he inquired with an almost resigned sigh. "You…know Jess isn’t here, right?" Even if the teacher remained oblivious to Charlie’s attentions, Luke had certainly noticed - with annoyance. Jess did not by any account have her act together in that department: the last thing she needed was Charlie.
Charlie looked up at Luke from overtop of the menu. Truth be told, he was a little afraid of Luke (but not so much that his love for Jess wouldn’t win out). Still, he would have liked if someone else had waited on him. The trouble with Luke’s was, however, that Luke was always there.
Charlie gave a slightly nervous laugh, “What if it’s just like, you know, something with milk in it? Will that be okay. Because I’m going to want the milksteak boiled over hard and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.”
He shut the menu and handed it back over to Luke. Something told him that Luke didn’t have lobster tail (which was the fanciest thing Charlie could think of), so he went with second, because that was probably the most expensive thing that Luke had on his menu. Of course, he did have his own way or preparing it.
"Jess? Wh-what? I, uh, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I mean, I like Jess. I enjoy her company. I mean, who doesn’t? But … I’m just here to … enjoy my steak. So. Yeah.” He shrugged and quickly looked out the window. “Wow, there are a lot of birds out there today. Do you see this? Because, wow. Birds are amazing creatures. Do you ever think about how they just … you know, fly all over the city? Wouldn’t that be cool?”